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Saturday November 28th 1998
Bnet news!
Battle.net gone perverted?
The popular game service known as battle.net, has rescently been filling up with sex craving maniacs. In a study the three most popular chat channels there are:
1. Guild crecruitment, average 90 people
2. Sex, average 60 people
3. Blizzard Chat 1, average 50 people
The bot war!
Rescently on battle.net the use of bots for guild utility has dropped. However, the use of bots to piss people off has increased. A screenshot here of two bots of similar stature pissing people off who freshly enter and copying eachothers messages, flooding the channel is shown. There is currently little to do about these bots, except for /squelch , to ignroe them completely. More on these bots will be investegated.
Battling bot owner confeses though no one cares anyway! Click here For a photo of the bot owner admitting that they are his..heh
Bot owner is cyber beatin!
The bot owner was cyber beatin moments after taking the screenshot of his confession. This brutal beating has been caught on a well taken screenshot
Net med. news!
LOL is ALL you need.
Studies have shown that a good LOL every now and then, greatly reduces net stress, and helps bring blood cholesterol levels down.
Other news areas.
Construction underway of the new crosswinds winnipeg webpage of Mike E's. This page will have quickly loading content, and a new aid for navigating around at the bottom of each page!
IRC Winnipeg!
#winnipeg news:
Nothin to report this reporting period.
