Mikez Ways to tell if you have been playing too much starcraft.(note they are in no particular order but that of which they came to mind or were told to me, credit is given for those other people thought of)


1. If someone taps you on the shoulder you say "You wanna piece of me boy?"

2. If you attempt to park your car on a tactical elevated position.

3. When you are late for work/school you say the lag made it take too long to get out of seige mode.

4. When the drivethru person asks if she can take your order you tell her to pick up your marines.

5. Last halloween you built a fully detailed marine costume to wear.

6. Your ladder rank is the #1. highest and you are a pgl member (Submitted by paul)

7. At thanksgiving you mistook the turkeybaster for a stimpack and ended up going to the hospital.

8. You instinctively get into a ready for attack position whenever you see a nieghborhood cat.

9. You named your car the hyperion.

10. You plan to name your first son Jim and your daughter Sarah

11. You already have done #10.

12. At the library you have searched for the following books "Stimpacks and other marine accessories.", "Seigetank Repair and operation manual", "How to: Arming spider mines", "Cloaking field operation manual", "Personelle cloaking field operation", "Advanced Science Vessel Functions".

13. You managed to find the books listed in #12.

14. You address your boss/teacher as "Commander?"

15. When you see a large group of people downtown while driving you try and put your car into seige mode.

16. You try to cloak and nuke the buildings downtown.

17. If you see a red dot of light you start running like hell.


Thats all I can think of for now folks, e-mail me more at [email protected] or icq to 4468898.


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